Old entries... 11/23/2004
Elections... 11/23/2004
Hehe... So much for coming together: http://www.sorryeverybody.com/
New house... 11/22/2004

We're moving into the new house!

Pictures: http://ericlaw.officeisp.net/house/

Video (15mb): http://www.ericlawrence.com/images/house.wmv

 

The "Tech support generation" 11/19/2004
Rather funny.  http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6522314/site/newsweek/
Ouch... 11/18/2004

A breakup letter for IE: http://techrepublic.com.com/5100-22_11-5455092.html.

We're working hard to spruce up our old friend.

Lots more... 11/16/2004

About 300 pictures from Europe posted.  Some even have captions.  :-)

http://ericlaw.officeisp.net/europe/

Walmart + Data 11/15/2004

Did you know hurricanes increase strawberry Pop Tarts sales 7-fold?

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/11/14/business/yourmoney/14wal.html

Interesting story 11/12/2004
Very well-written story on what it's like to compete with the big-guys as a tiny software startup.  http://www.panic.com/extras/audionstory/
Damn the market... 11/10/2004

So, to buy a house, I've sold all of my shares of Microsoft. 

The price has gone up about $1500 since I sold in October. 

Sigh.

More europe pics 11/9/2004
I've put up 60 more Europe pictures.  Nothing too exciting.  One day, perhaps I'll get around to putting up some descriptions.
Stuffing the ballot box? 11/5/2004

If you've used SlickRun or PopupPopper, please rate them or write a review on the new Windows Marketplace.  Thanks!

House 11/3/2004
If the inspection passes, I bought a house today.  Exciting, no?
Sigh 11/2/2004
People get the government they deserve.  60% of eligible voters voted.  Pathetic.
Where do you fit? 10/29/2004
The world's shortest political quiz: http://www.theadvocates.org/quiz.html
Seriously messed up tv... 10/27/2004 1:00:00 PM
http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/rainbow_tv_episode.html
Friendships... 10/25/2004
Why is it that some friendships are made of iron, and others of stainless steel?
Some photos... 10/18/2004
Wanna see pictures from Europe?  Warning, some of them are huge.
hehe 10/15/2004

Top Ten President Bush Explanations For The Bulge In His Jacket

10. "It's connected to an earpiece so Cheney can feed me answers--crap, I wasn't supposed to say that."

9. "It's a device that shocks me every time I mispronounce a word."

8. "Just a bunch of intelligence memos I haven't gotten around to reading yet."

7. "Mmm, delicious Muenster cheese."

6. "John Kerry initially voted for the bulge in my jacket, then voted against it."

5. "I'll tell you exactly what it is--it's a clear sign this econonmy is moving again."

4. "Halliburton is drilling my back for oil."

3. "Oh like you've never cheated in a presidential debate.

2. "Accidentally took some of Governer Schwarzenegger's 'roids."

1. "If Kerry's gonna look like a horse, then I'm gonna look like a camel."

Yay!!!! Eric makes a move... 10/13/2004
This morning, I was offered and accepted a new position on the Internet Explorer Trustworthiness team.  It's a huge new challenge for me and the only thing that keeps the nervousness at bay is the excitement of working on such a key product that hundreds of millions of people use every single day. 

And yes, this officially means you've now got a friend on the IE team to complain to.  ;-)

Europe-bound... 9/23/2004

I'll be leaving for Europe in the morning... two weeks... exciting stuff.

In terms of technology, I'm bringing my Rio Carbon and my Dell Axim... No email for two weeks, it's going to be a very different experience.

Wish me luck!  ;-)

Presidential Debates... 9/21/2004
This is pretty funny: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/politics/administration/whbriefing/
Reviews 9/20/2004
There goes the ol' ego.  http://www.download.com/3302-2084-10255196.html?tag=lst-0-2
Odd phone calls... 9/11/2004 9:00:00 AM

In case any more of you were wondering, alas, no, I do not sell Korean ducks.

Sorry for any inconvenience.

SlickRun gets into the blogverse... 9/5/2004

This just made my day! http://www.hanselman.com/blog/PermaLink.aspx?guid=9cb23a8d-0a0a-4092-b284-f94297fdf0b1

 

Clint's sister's CD is available. 8/19/2004

I've been listening to this for a few years now.  Good stuff.  http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/karenwalters

 

Bushisms 8/6/2004 1:45:00 PM
The poor guy just can't get a break...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/20040805/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bushism

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we," Bush said. "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

 

Things people do on the web... 8/6/2004
This site is pretty funny: http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/
Springsteen and others Rocking for the Dems... 8/5/2004
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A40976-2004Aug4.html
Lemmings in HTML 7/26/2004
Some people are just nuts.  Check out Lemmings in DHTML.
Political humor... 7/23/2004

There's something for both sides here, and it's pretty funny.  (Discretion advised-- Probably shouldn't watch at work :-)

http://www.jibjab.com/

There goes any hope of productivity... 7/9/2004
A copy of the Halo 2 beta is sitting on my desk...
I've always wondered... 7/3/2004 7:50:00 PM

The expression "the die is cast" means that the outcome is now up to fate... but what is the literal meaning?  I can think of two possible meanings...

1> The die (singular of dice) has been cast (thrown)

or

2> The die (the stamp from which another object is molded) has been cast (made).

Both literal meanings imply the same figurative meaning... Weird, isn't it?

One in a while, Fortune winks... 7/3/2004

I was picking up some CDs at a used CD store this morning while waiting to get my hair cut. On my way to checkout at the front, a customer came in and approached the counter.  I stopped to spin a rack of about 200 deep discount CDs (1$) until the guy is done with the clerk.

Customer: Do you have the Rick Fante album?

Eric: <something subconsciously clicks>

Clerk: Hrm... Never heard of him.... but that doesn't mean we don't have it.  Lemme look.  <types> Nope.  The computer's never heard of him either.  That either means that the CD isn't available from the manufacturer, or it's out of production. 

Customer: Oh.  Really?

Clerk: Yeah.  Lemme search the album name, just in case.  <types> Nope.  No listing of anything by that name.  Eric: Uh, do you mean "Ricky Fante"? 

Guy: Yeah, that's it!

Clerk: <types> Ah, found him.  He doesn't seem to have anything published though.  Weird.  We couldn't order it, because we wouldn't know where to get it.

Eric: <plucks CD out of rack> How about this one?

Clerk: <looks up> What the...?

Customer: <beams> Yeah, that's it!

Clerk (to Eric): <amazed> Whoa!  You are the man.  <turns to customer>

Clerk (to Guy): I never would have found that.  We don't index the cheapo CDs.  And you got really lucky-- this CD isn't out yet-- that one's the advance copy the record stores sent around.  It's not even for sale yet.  And when it is, it's $10.99.  So you're getting it early, and for 90% off.

Customer (to Eric): <beams> Thanks!

Clerk (to Eric): How'd you do that, man?  That's awesome.  You're getting a discount!

...And I then proceeded to get two of my CDs for free.  What are the odds?

Damn... I'm tired... 7/2/2004 2:30:00 AM
I've been coding for the last 4 hours... and I went to the gym again last night... and I've gotta be up in 6 hours... Working for the man has its downsides...
Saddam in Court 7/2/2004
This is pretty funny.
Geeks to Greeks in 12 weeks? 6/30/2004
Went to the gym with Nick and Chris last night... I can still move, which I consider to be an encouraging sign.
 

Office had the morning off to go to the movies.  Spiderman 2 was pretty good... better than the first, I'd say... and it explored an interesting questions-- how do we make time for what we love?

Goin' crazy... 6/29/2004
How can I possibly be so busy?  I'm going nuts here, and not getting anything done.  Ugh.
SlickRun in the Blogs... 6/24/2004 11:40:00 PM

I've installed the RSS Aggregator "NewsGator" which allows me to subscribe to mentions of Bayden products.  Check out this SlickRun ad in Chinese: http://mtgear.net/mt3/archives/2004/06/cn_launcher_uti.php  ;-)

 

Workin' Hard... 6/24/2004
It's been a busy week, with tons of coding.  Notable milestone: my HTTP Debugger, Fiddler (www.fiddlertool.com) has reached v0.95.  Alas, I've been coding/working pretty much every waking hour.
Viral Slickrun 6/21/2004 10:00:00 PM
Eric: Did you use SlickRun during a presentation at TechEd?  Someone registered and said they saw SlickRun during a MS presentation... ;-)
 
Anson: I almost always keep SlickRun running during my presentations because it gives me a chance to look at the time and make sure that I'm not about to go over :-).  Occasionally someone will come up afterwards and ask what the little thing in the corner is. 
 
Actually, it's pretty funny.  I'm here in AL working with BellSouth.  One of the developers working on the application that I'm helping out with runs SlickRun.  He's like "have you seen this cool utility that I downloaded from the web?"  Small world.
Yay 6/21/2004 1:00:00 PM
Eric Matthew Lawrence has been confirmed as Beta Tester for Halo 2
First private manned spaceflight. 6/21/2004
This is a very cool milestone.
Before the Internet, where would I get information on Korean Wedding Ducks? 6/18/2004
http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/Features/Columns/?article=weddingfive
Microsoft lost the API war? 6/16/2004
http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/APIWar.html
Want an invisibility cloak? 6/14/2004
This is pretty wild... Check out oc-s.mpg... ;-)
A quarter century... 6/13/2004
Finally, I can rent a car without having to flash the Microsoft badge...
Internet Access... 6/5/2004
I'm sitting in a bowling alley of all places, surfing the net at 54mbps... Our generations kids are never going to believe that once upon a time, not everyone had high-speed access to the net 24x7...
 

Sadly, the situation at the new apartment isn't so nice... we're going to try 56k dialup...

Who to vote against? 6/2/2004 11:01:00 AM
The Onion.  Funny.  :-)
Bushism Watch 6/1/2004

"Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me."

So spoke the president, pointing out Sen. Bill Frist's wife in Nashville on Thursday. Here's the text of his remarks, which were otherwise largely about health care technology.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/politics/administration/whbriefing/

Dual Citizenship... 5/31/2004
Michelle Elfman and her boyfriend were in Seattle this weekend and Gayle and I went sightseeing with them; mostly we hung out at the Northwest Folklife Festival and ate tasty food... It was great to see an old friend again!

Gayle and I biked from Sammamish to Fremont yesterday... it was actually a pretty nice 33 mile ride on the Sammamish river trail and the Burke-Gilman trail around the northern edge of Lake Washington.  We probably won't be doing it again anytime soon though... not until we get more comforable seats for the bikes, at least.  :-)

Oh... I suppose that I didn't mention that Gayle and I are now sharing an apartment in Fremont; it's a neighborhood on the north side of Seattle, a few blocks west of Lake Union.  It's definitely very budget as apartments go, but it's actually a pretty nice location; just two blocks to the canal and some cool eateries and shops.  The commute sucks (35mins?) but it's honestly not that bad with an MP3 player in the car.  I think I'm warming up to the idea of city living, although I'm also keeping my place in Sammamish until November.

Alas, I'm at work today-- Memorial day or no, my intern (John) arrives tomorrow and I haven't put together the plan for his summer project yet.  Wish me luck!

5 second movie reviews... 5/24/2004 9:00:00 PM
Troy-- A bit silly at points, but beautiful to look at.  Decent plot.  Feels much shorter than its 3 hours.
Shrek II-- Pretty funny, but mostly just amazing to look at.  Computer generated characters have come a long way in the last few years.  
Hehe... 5/23/2004

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/05/23/weekinreview/23lyma.html?pagewanted=1

If Republicans can make insinuations about Mr. Kerry's manliness, and go so far as to call him French, then turnabout is fair play, said Mark Katz, a humorist who served as a speechwriter for President Clinton. Remember, he said, when President Bush showed up with a bandage on his head after he collapsed while watching television and eating pretzels?

"My proposal is that the Kerry campaign run a 30-second ad which is nothing but John Kerry sitting on a couch and eating pretzels without involving paramedics at all," Mr. Katz said. "Guys can't help but be impressed by that, if he can get to the bottom of a bag of pretzels without someone having to call an ambulance."

Interesting writing on going to Mars... 5/17/2004
By Ray Bradbury
This just scares the hell out of me... 5/12/2004

I suppose the old saw is true; in a Democracy, you get the government that you deserve.  Please vote this fall... and get everyone you know to vote too! 

(This is scary as hell: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A19040-2004May11.html)

Microsoft gets a patent on Apples??? 5/6/2004
This is just funny: http://news.com.com/2100-1008-5205574.html

 

I'll be on the road from Thursday morning to Sunday night... Phoenix, west to California, and then north along the coast.  Should be fun, and hopefully I'll get some pictures?

Assuming the car makes it, I guess.  Think cool thoughts! ;-)

Irfaan and the crazy projector screen. 5/5/2004
Irfaan posted some pictures (http://www.chromed.com/projector/1.JPG, http://www.chromed.com/projector/3.JPG) of his insane projector screen.  It's probably roughly 3 times the surface area of my projector's screen.  Also, enjoy the image of a scary looking Irfaan... I'm pretty sure he only fails to smile in pictures.
Another weekend passes... 5/3/2004

Another weekend has passed... And nothing of note took place.  I wrote a tiny scrap of code... I lost at Halo on Irfaan's insane 14 foot screen... I watched Kill Bill Vol 1 (bloody) and Mean Girls (Sorta funny, but too laden with meaning to be great)...

I also caught up on TiVo... mostly, that is... That thing is an uncaring slavemaster... Watch more TV!  You're missing your favorite shows!! it insists.

I bought 4 books this weekend... 3 are related to work, and one is a trashy piece of fiction.  I think I might be developing an appreciation for the writing quality one finds in real literature... even if the plots aren't as interesting.

Cell phone calls... 4/30/2004
Okay, so my cell phone just rang, and the conversation went like this...
Eric: Hello?
Guy: Hey, is this the ex-pirate guy?
Eric: Excuse me?
Guy: Is this the ex-pirate guy?
Eric: Uh... I think you have the wrong number.
Guy: Oh, sorry.click

Strange day.
Life can be strange at times... 4/29/2004
April 29th. Already. That's just crazy. Another summer rapidly approaches. After months of nothing newsworthy, it suddenly seems that many changes are right around the corner. I'm not sure how anything is going to turn out at this point, but I'm reaching the point where any change seems welcome.
Ruminations 4/28/2004 9:00:00 AM
Ever feel like you're far more eloquent in your head than you ever could be in the real world? Every time I approach a keyboard with a thought I want to get out, somewhere between my brain and my fingers, the ideas get all jumbled up.
I see two possibilities here:
  1. I'm not actually any more eloquent in my head, I just delude myself into thinking I am
  2. I need a direct neural interface into my computer.
New Database 4/28/2004
I've rigged up an online entry form for these things, so hopefully, I'll be able to enter more of them.
Check your facts 4/27/2004
Like Snopes does for Urban Legends, this site debunks political ads.
Motto? 4/22/2004
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'"

I'll be in Maryland for the Friday-Monday weekend. I'll have my cell.
New Site 2/25/2004
Things are getting put back together after changing hosting providers. What shall I post to this site? Mail me and let me know.


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