I don't usually remember my dreams...

12/29/2006 8:58:00 AM

So, I'm watching the Daily Show and apparently Weird Al has released a new album, and the opening skit definitely has a Weird Al flair. 

I walk over to the Daily Show building to watch the interview in person, and not surprisingly, I see Weird Al on a bike on my way over.  I flag him down and ask and sure enough, he's looking for the Daily Show building.  I point it out and we both walk in and get on the elevator.  The moment we get on, two thuggy looking guys in suits slide out and the door shuts behind them, leaving a suspicious bag in the corner of the elevator. 

"That's not good" I muse, and Weird Al is rubbing his suddenly tearing eyes, looking very much as if he just got maced.  The two of us nervously slide to the far corner away from the bag.  I'm pondering the proper course of action for someone about to get assassinated with a B-grade celebrity, and stealing increasingly terrified glances at the bag.

Beep.... Beep.... Beep.... Beep.... Beep.... Beep....  "Uh oh"

Beep..Beep..Beep..Beep..Beep..Beep..BeepBeepBeepBeepBeepBeepBeep..BEBEBEBEBEBE

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And that's when my watch alarm woke me up.