Flying in a post-Lost world... 3/7/2006 7:59:00 PM
I am starting to hate to fly.  I mean, as a kid, I always thought that people who said that were just stuffy old people who (for some unfathomable reason) didn't want to show how excited they were about the whole process.  But now, it's just getting boring and awful.  Sitting in an uncomfortable little space with no room for my knees and with the seat back of the guy in front of me planted directly in the back of my laptop screen... it's just annoying.  I should probably start taking window seats instead of the aisle, but at least in the aisle I have room to stretch my legs out (and subsequently get hit by the coffee cart).

Gripes aside, I will admit that flying has gotten ever slightly better since I watched the first season of Lost.  Now, every time I fly, I look at each of my fellow passengers and wonder "What skills and secrets would this unasssuming chap or lass bring to the island?"  Such speculation certainly beats reading the in-flight magazine, that's for sure.

I landed and took the only-mildly insane ride around the beltway (y'all move 4 lanes, without a turn signal?!?) to my hotel at the University of Maryland.  Oy... they built a shiny new building for the new inn/conference center right next to the old one.  The garage is UMD standard, with parking spaces about 3 inches wider than the shiny Ford Taurus that Avis rented me.  Alas, I've forgotten my Avis membership number so I have to restrain the urge to bust out laughing when the Avis shuttle driver says things like "If you don't have a Preferred Customer Number, please board at the back of the bus."  Ah, sweet irony.

The hotel receptionist didn't offer any sympathetic remarks when I said "I'm getting old-- when I went here, this building didn't even exist." I suppose that's the true hallmark of old age... people don't chuckle or snort when you say you're old. 

As it turns out, they still use the old building too, and it was with mixed feelings that I took my room in the face-lifted but still cramped hotel where I first moved into UMD so long ago.  We'll see what this trip brings.

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Eric Holy Gigabit, Batman. Speakeasy reports that my downstream speed is 22178kbps and my upstream is 18135kbps. Some things I miss about campus life. :-)
andrewb I have observed that the length of your blogposts is proportional to your distance from microsoft. I am working on a theory to explain this. Although now I think of it, your San Jose posts were short also. I feel a new PhD topic brewing.
leila flying might suck but it gets you there faster than driving. what would we do without it? it's also pretty neat to be moved so fast through the air, though you hardly feel it :p have you tried exit row? or upgrade to 1st class with frequent flyer miles.. since you fly quite a bit! invest in a super great pair of closed-ear headphones so your ears don't get tired :)
leila ps - whoever thinks eric isn't old, raise your hand. (raises hand)
Clint Sorry but I think we're getting old.
andrewb I can't believe how old you guys are.
Eric I've got a pair of active noise cancelling headphones that I first used on this trip. They're pretty neat.
andrewb I think you should wear the noice-cancelling headphones in the next PM meeting.
leila ooh what kind/brand? how do you like them? i meant closed ear so you wouldn't bug anyone, as open ear is easily heard, but better sounding and less tiring.
Eric They're JVC-- they were about 40 bucks. They're decent.


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